"A Woman Happily In Love, She Burns the Souffle"
From the monthly archives:
I’ve always wanted to see all 50 states. Here is a list of all the states I’ve visited: 1. Tennessee (born here, lived here entire life) 2. Kentucky 3. Georgia 4. Alabama 5. Florida 6. West Virginia 7. Maryland 8. Illinois 9. Pennsylvania 10. New Jersey 11. New York 12. Virginia So, so far I’ve [...]
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We have had beautiful weather.
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I went to the doctor today for what I think is some sort of spider bite. The doctor agreed, saying that there was no way to know for sure what got ahold of me, but some sort of creepy crawly. (Creepy-crawlies are rampant in Tennessee, home to 2 kinds of poisonous spiders (black widows and [...]
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Today was hot. And humid. Not that that is out of the ordinary in Tennessee, but it was hot. D and I decided to cool off by taking a dip in the pool. Did I ever tell you that D loves to play all kinds of tricks? I was happily swimming in the pool, when [...]
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What would YOU do if you suspected someone was talking about your, um decolletage, IN FRONT OF YOU? I shall set the scene for you. D and I attended a party recently, and a woman was there that I do not particularly care for. I am always nice and civil to her when I actually [...]
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“And we’re just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year”-”Wish You Were Here”, Pink Floyd Happy 3rd Anniversary D. I love you. 2006 2007 2008 2009
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My sister is hilarious. She doesn’t try to be. She just is. She has this deadpan sense of humor, and a sense of timing that is either horrible or terrific, depending on how you look at it. She is horrificaly blunt. She does not say hello when she answers the phone. She says “What?”. Don’t [...]
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Ok, so I am attempting to make a dermatologist’s appointment, nothing major, but something I would rather have addressed sooner than later. So, I do what most reasonable people in need of an appointment do: I call them on the telephone, which I foolishly believed was customary in this neck of the woods. Here is [...]
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But I am hopelessly and totally addicted to this site. Perhaps it’s schadenfreude. Perhaps it’s just delight that these things haven’t happened to me. Or perhaps it’s just that it is DAMN FUNNY. Go visit. You will not be disappointed.
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Dear Google Searchers: It appears you find my blog by searching for “fire extinguisher up the bum” which unfortunately loosely corresponds to one of my previous blog titles “Can I Bum A Fire Extinguisher”. Perhaps I should have written “Can I Borrow A Fire Extinguisher” so that you wouldn’t be so disappointed upon arriving here. [...]
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