Misadventures of a Wannabe Domestic Diva
So, since I flaked out on writing a Thanksgiving post, I decided I should take some time and think about what I am grateful for. After all, gratuity does not only exist one day a year, so I decided to do something a little different. Over the next couple of weeks, I’m going to write [...]
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My cell phone just scared me. I forgot I changed the ring tone. It used to play “Anyone But You” by the Moldy Peaches. Now it plays “Santa Baby” (have to get in the Christmas spirit). Imagine…I’m sitting here, innocently typing away, when a slinky female voice suddenly starts in with “Saaaantaaa Baaaby….” That kind [...]
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I really wish the school I’m currently working with would post their lunch menu online. That way I would know what I’d be eating for lunch. Oh well, I’m sure whatever it is will be fine. I’m not picky. It’s kind of funny….I think I bought school lunch a grand total of two times in [...]
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I want to write a THANK YOU to D for taking such good care of me while I’ve been sick. First, I had bronchitis a little over a week ago. He went out and bought all the right groceries and chauffeured me around while I was on all sorts of cough medicine. Then, yesterday, I [...]
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Sick again. This time with some sort of stomach bug. However, queasy as I was last night, I managed to stick it out through “New Moon” (which was AWESOME!). Then, on the way back home, I threw up in the car. In a bag. Annnd partially on someone’s driveway after we pulled over. Sorry random [...]
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So, there is something that really grosses me out….and it seems to be extremely prevalent here lately….are you ready for it? Wispy moustaches. BLECH! Don’t get me wrong, I am generally a fan of nice neat facial hair. D almost always has a beard/moustache, moustache/goatee combo of some sort. It’s never long and it’s always [...]
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My entire life, I’ve always wanted to be one of those people that just had it all together- you know, those people that always have an immaculate house, perfect hair, perfect make-up, perfectly dressed. You know, the kind of people that have NEVER been to Publix in their pajamas. Actually, those kind of people never [...]
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I want a new hair color. My natural color is pretty and all that jazz, but I have been dyeing my hair since I was 11 years old (under no circumstances do I recommend using “sun-in”…I had tangerine hair and had to dye it to get it back to it’s normal color) and I can’t [...]
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A Happy Birthday post for D: Twenty-eight years ago, you were born. All 10+ lbs of you. You were supposed to be a Halloween baby, but you insisted on hanging in there for another few weeks, the first signs of your lifelong habits of stubbornness and taking your sweet time. I wouldn’t change either of [...]
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I must be spectacularly critical today because I am SICK (yes, bronchitis has landed) because I keep picking out the things that are wrong with EVERYTHING. My latest thought: Why do they make push-up bras for anything over a B-Cup? Isn’t that kind of redundant after that point? I went to buy a puzzle for [...]
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