A few minutes ago, I was playing with my cute little dog. Said dog sheds like crazy, so when I kissed her on top of her fuzzy little head, I got dog hair in my mouth.
OK, quick Rachel fact: I freak out when I get hair in my mouth…it is beyond the valley of the gross. I don’t care whose hair it is, even my own grosses me out. It just feels so…icky.
Anyway, the dog hair was in my mouth, and HAD TO BE REMOVED. So I’m sitting next to the dog with my tongue stuck out trying to pick the hair off when the EWWW happened. She LICKED my tongue. I love my dog, but dude, that’s kinda gross. I mean, I smooch her all the time and she loves licking my face, but frenching me goes a little far.
Oh well, I guess a few little germs between friends isn’t so bad. The next time I get hair in my mouth though, I will remember to turn my head!
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