Misadventures of a Wannabe Domestic Diva
I’m watching “Say Yes to the Dress” right now, while working on some homework and goofing off on the internet. (Hey Generation Y is the multitasking generation, no?) I have just one question. Who pisses away $7000 on a wedding dress? Save that money for the honeymoon. Or house. Or really anything except an icky [...]
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I have several relatives/friends with new(ish) babies. Good for them. I like babies. However, I have just one pet peeve. I’m really tired of the professional picture overload. Don’t get me wrong, I am all for taking as many pictures of your kids as possible-with your OWN camera, that is. In this day and age [...]
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Today while fooling around on the computer and starting my morning routine, I happened to catch a few minutes of a show called “World’s Strictest Parents”. The premise of the show is for two “out-of-control” (or normal, if you prefer) teenagers are sent to live with a strict family for a week so that they [...]
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My sincerest apologies to you if you like the following show that I am about to heavily criticize. Have you ever seen the commercials for that show “Army Wives”? Or seen the show? I see the commercials all the time, because I watch Lifetime a lot. I saw the show once, and that was enough [...]
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What would YOU do if you suspected someone was talking about your, um decolletage, IN FRONT OF YOU? I shall set the scene for you. D and I attended a party recently, and a woman was there that I do not particularly care for. I am always nice and civil to her when I actually [...]
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Now it’s time for a rant social commentary here at Burning The Souffle. We at Burning The Souffle, Inc. try our damndest never to offend anyone, but golly gee, there are just sometimes when you feel a good old fashioned get-up-on-your-soapbox sermon coming on. This is one of those times. First, let me preface by [...]
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So, I’ve been getting a lot of spam in my email here lately. What pisses me off? The spam is coming to my university email, which just hits a little too close to home. The kicker? I got one spam today that addressed me BY NAME offering me a “job” filling out online surveys and [...]
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I thought the point of commercials was to make you actually WANT to buy the shit they’re advertising, not the opposite. Clearly, I was wrong, and my point was proven tonight. On a commercial for a very popular “digestive” yogurt, two women are seen discussing the holidays. It went something like this*: *Disclaimer: I am [...]
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I love shopping. However, I do not love shopping on black Friday, so I do not go. I know I could save money and blah, blah, blah, but I really don’t care to get up at 3:00 in the morning to fight the crowds over a pair of pajama pants or a cordless drill. So [...]
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Why do teenage boys think that axe body spray smells so good? And, even more mysteriously, why do teenage girls think it smells good? Personally, I think that crap smells like air freshner for your car, but hey I am not a teenager, so what do I know? Confession: When I WAS a teenage teenyboppin [...]
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